Uncle George’s

Lost Tiki Cocktail Recipe

Escalating hints for each step of Uncle George’s Lost Tiki Cocktail Recipe Hamper:

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There are 3 containers labeled [icon-tikitag1]: A basket of bar snacks, a brown striped sack with candle supplies, and a brown striped sack of bar tools. Light the candle using the included book of matches. The book of matches has a QR code on it. If you point the camera of your reasonably-modern-cell-phone at it, it should take you to this webpage. Play the music mix you find on that page. You can just play it from your phone speakers, or a fancy bluetooth speaker if you prefer. There are no clues or anything like that in the music, but it will set the right tone for your evening. The candle, on the other hand, might be important later…

[icon-tikirecipe] Step 1: Recipe

Get in the Tiki mood by putting on some relaxing tunes and setting some gentle lighting. Munch on some bar snacks, such as salted macadamia nuts.

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You should find 2 items labeled with this number. A locked laser-cut wooden box, and a rolled bundle of coconut fiber matting with a special item inside.

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There is an engraved symbol pairing between both objects: The bottom of the Tiki Totem statue and the outer lid of the locked box. A metaphorical ellipse will open the box.

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Putting the bottom of the wooden totem near the sun symbol on the built-in box will make a clicking sound as the magnetically-triggered lock unlatches. Continue to hold the totem in proximity while you lift the lid.

[icon-tikirecipe] Step 2: Recipe

Obtain a tall clear glass, ideally, tiki-themed.

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There are 3 items labeled with this number: 2 small unlocked suede-leather sacks (green and blue), and a brown & gold swirly locked sack. Use the items in the unlocked sacks to find the combination code to the locked sack.

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In the leather sacks, you should have 2 parts to 2 coasters. Put the inter-nesting parts together and spin them around to make the waves match up. Also try flipping the inner piece over. Once properly aligned, a short word is revealed. This is your combination.

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Rotating the disc of the coaster around should read, “TiDE.” This is the combination code to unlock the large pink sack. Use these coaster for your upcoming drink!

[icon-tikirecipe] Step 3: Recipe

Add 2 oz of Malibu Rum or non-alcoholic Seedlip Grove 42 to your tiki glass.

[icon-Color] The liquid should be clear.

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There are 2 items marked with this number: A brown sack containing a kukui nut lei, and a locked banana pouch. How might the beaded lei necklace hold a 3-digit number? A green line on the yellow lock marks the position where the numerical wheels should line up.

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The kukui nut beads are in 3 groups. Each group of beads is a digit in the combination lock on the banana pouch.

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The combination to the yellow, 3-digit lock on the banana pouch is: 7-5-7. The green line on the lock shows were these numbers should line up.

[icon-tikirecipe] Step 4: Recipe

Add 3/64 tsp of Red Cabbage Powder and stir to mix.

This powder can be purchased on Amazon.

Cute little measureing spoons are used to measure one scoop of 1/64 tsp and one scoop of 1/32 tsp.

[icon-Color] The liquid should be red.

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There is one pouch labeled with this tag, and it’s a blue and yellow palm tree print. There is a bottle inside and a note.

You should genuinely follow the instructions to add one ounce of NaOH solution to a rum drink and two ounce to a Seedlip drink. The alkaline ions will be largely canceled out by the next ingredient. If you have spilled the 1000ppm solution, don’t panic. It’s quite diluted for your safety. If some as been spilled on skin, wash it thoroughly with water and/or rinse with Vinegar and then water.

[icon-tikirecipe] Step 5: Recipe

If you are making a rum drink, add 1 oz of 1000PPM NaOH solution.

If you are making a non-alcoholic Seedlip drink, add 2 oz of 1000PPM NaOH solution.

In order to make the 1000PPM NaOH (aka Lye) stock solution, add 1g of NaOH to 1 litter of distilled water. If you use tap water, the NaOH will react with the calcium and produce an unsightly white precipitate, so distilled water from the grocery store is a better choice. In the absence of a gram scale, it’s hard to use volumetric measurements for NaOH because it’s sold in many different pellet sizes. For the particular product from amazon used here, one gram is about 15% less than 1/4 tsp.

The lye solution not only allows for the dramatic color-change reaction, but it also improves the taste of the cocktail. Without it, the juice added later is a bit too tart.

[icon-Color] The liquid should be dark blue.

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There are 2 items marked with this number: A locked treasure chest and a zipped coconut container. Inside the coconut are dominoes with stickers. Playing with the dominoes will reveal the code to the combination lock.

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Arrange the magenta dominoes separate from the yellow, and the green dominoes. You may notice that their are half-fruits on some edges of the dominoes. Try to make the fruits whole.

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Arranging all the magenta dominoes so that the pictures on the junctions connect will make a shape just like the number four. Do the same for the other 2 colors.

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The magenta dominoes make a 4, the yellow dominoes make a 3, and the green ones make a 0. The black combination lock is painted with these 3 colors, and putting in the corresponding numbers makes 4-3-0. This will open the lock.

[icon-tikirecipe] Step 6: Recipe

Add 1/2 cup (about 4 oz, or half a Gina-Brand can) of Calamansi Juice. This juice is for sale in the Asian foods aisle of Woodman’s grocery store, but can also be found on Amazon. Stores catering to Philippino cuisine should carry this.

[icon-Color] The liquid should be pink. This is the final color.

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There is just one item in the crate with this number: A one-cup scooper with a riddle attached. This is the only ingredient which you need to gather from your home because it’s not included in the hamper. The riddle reads: One scoop of that which gets wetter the longer it basks in the sun. Here is another hint: Its also lighter than that which its made from.

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The riddle is referring to the next ingredient, which is very common in many cocktails. It’s the substance referred to by, “on the rocks.”

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Add a scoop of ICE to your cocktail (the exact amount of ice is not critical). Hopefully you have some ice at home. Ice cubes melt in the sun (and thus become wetter). Ice is less dense than water, (hence ‘lighter than that which its made from’), which is unusual for most substances.

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Add ice to your cocktail.

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There is just one item with this number: A small wooden box with a flip-open lid containing an eyedropper bottle and a riddle with instructions about what to do next. The riddle reads:

For the missing piece I would delve

Rife recipe books to reshelve

Gave me the jitters

Solved by bitters

The ace number of drops is ______

The blank spot at the end is the number of drops of bitters that you should add. It is a number that rhymes with ‘delve’ and ‘reshelve’.

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The answer is twelve. Add 12 drops of Bitters to your drink.

[icon-tikirecipe] Step 8: Recipe

Add 12 drops of Bitterman’s Elemakule Tiki Bitters. This is sold at Woodman’s Grocery store, but also on Amazon. If needed, you could probably substitute a different brand of bitters.

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There is one item with this step number: a black wooden box with a riddle and a blue padlock. However, the riddle refers to another item you found in the hamper earlier that you must use to solve the lock code.

The blue combination lock is a 4-directional lock with these manufacturer instructions on the back: Squeeze the shackle firmly toward the lock twice and release to “clear” the lock each time before opening it. So, before trying any prospective code, make sure to ‘click’ the shackle. It should make a satisfying click when you depress it. If it doesn’t, make sure the string isn’t stuck in between the shackle and the lock body.

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The other item you need was from step one (“hot wax”).

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Hopefully the candle from step one has been burning long enough now that the wax has melted and turned clear. The clear wax reveals a donut shaped piece of paper:

The message hides another code that you can use to open the directional lock on the basket.

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The bolded letters with the 4-word message read: Right, Up, Up, Down. Remember the lock instructions on the lock back: the shackle loop must be clicked into the body of the lock twice before entering the code. Slide the blue central disk to the right, then let it return to it’s neutral position. Then slide it up and let it return. Then up again. Then down. It should then unlock and let you access the garnish items inside, which also includes an instructional note.

After adding your garnish, take the quiz at K8Baldwin.com/tiki/win to determine if you made the drink correctly.

[icon-tikirecipe] Step 9: Recipe

Add an anise star, a decorative straw, some fruit, and any other decorations on hand!

[icon-Color] The cocktail should be be an appealing pink color.